[Herculined]

I really don't think they can tell the difference between human waste and other animal waste. I quit trying to hold it or pee in a bottle. I arch my back, avoid the hand rail and see how far I can make the stream go now.Of course I'm not up doing it during prime time either.I still see deer regularly.

P.S. If you catch me doing this, don't take a pic and show the wifey or g/f. I don't want anyone mad at me if their significant other leaves them, after seeing the pic. I can get friction on a pickle jar.

 

[Grassflatsfisher]

Huntinman (11/30/2009)I prefer the TK and Mike Porto pooper, (i.e. old spray painted paint can), "Pop the Top and Let it Drop"!

7.97 retail

Hadn't heard that one in a while.... Funny.

This has been one funny thread... I had tears in my eyes from laughing.

 

[BOHUNTER1]

I remember one afternoon in a shooting house with 3 layers of clothing on...... after eating BBQ sausage dogs for 2 days....... and those steps were a long ways down...... and Ill leave it at that!

:reallycrying :doh

 

[HaterAide]

BOHUNTER1 (12/11/2009)I remember one afternoon in a shooting house with 3 layers of clothing on...... after eating BBQ sausage dogs for 2 days....... and those steps were a long ways down...... and Ill leave it at that!

:reallycrying :doh

That tells us nothing!

 

[ironman172]

I make a bee line for the cabin....and hope I make it!!!!:doh

 

[injun]

Still hard to believe that many hunters think that if you go near your stand it will spook all the deer away.

 

[BIGRIGZ]

Use a "Crappin Strap" :letsdrink

When we hunted in Colorado in the high elevation it's all steep hills. we would loop a strap around a smaller tree, putour back facing down hill, putthe straparound our body like a lineman, lean back and let 'er fly.

Crap would drop 10 feet behind ya downhill......

 

[konz]

Nice illustration there Ken.........hahahaha

 

[69Viking]

Great thread, LMAO! I've learned it doesn't matter if you crap or piss in the woods so I piss off the steps of the shooting house and pop a squat about 20 yards off the main trail if I really have to. The deer don't really seem to care. If anything they seem curious as I've had deer go under my stand and smell the area I pissed on and then slowly continue on their way unalarmed and feed in the food plot. No need to carry around plastic bags and bottles unless you enjoy doing your business in them! :letsdrink

 

[Huntinman]

I have always been told human pissed resembles coyote piss to deer. I piss out of my climber all the time, You wont catch dropping boeing bombs from that high up though!

 

[curtpcol]

You guys have to stop as I,ve got tears running down my face from laughing so hard.

 

[drifterfisher]

never heard about so much shit in all of my life lol

 

[sydbrn329]

CountryJW's brother wayne Pretty much sprayed liguid fecies out all over the food plot lasttime we were hog hunting. He was in a ladder stand and litterally couldn't even maake it out.He killed three hogs within 30 minutes of the incident.

Footnote: He also sprayed diahrea off the back of my stauter built one time. I puked.

 

[BIGRIGZ]

JIMMY BIG TIME!!!

 

[WW2]

69Viking (12/11/2009)Great thread, LMAO! I've learned it doesn't matter if you crap or piss in the woods so I piss off the steps of the shooting house and pop a squat about 20 yards off the main trail if I really have to. The deer don't really seem to care. If anything they seem curious as I've had deer go under my stand and smell the area I pissed on and then slowly continue on their way unalarmed and feed in the food plot. No need to carry around plastic bags and bottles unless you enjoy doing your business in them! :letsdrink

Yep, basically it goes like this....bears aren't the only things that crap in the woods. Yours just has a different recipe.