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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)



6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.



8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying %@!& YOU!



***9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.



*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.



*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true
 

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Those have been posted before and passed around so many times I have them memorized .....:banghead:banghead:banghead
 

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Tuna Man (11/12/2007)Those have been posted before and passed around so many times I have them memorized .....:banghead:banghead:banghead
Post stacker:poke Cute but still old Miss April:)
 

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been posted before... but i always need the reminder, so if you could please post again in about 1 month, I'd really appreciate it:doh
 
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