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> A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
> later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few
> minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
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> The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
> screaming. 'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
> customers!'
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> 'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,
> something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.'
> With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...'You idiot!
> You're sitting on the mop bucket!'
 

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OUCH!!!:banghead:banghead:banghead

That's a gooden right there....:clap
 
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