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<P class=MsoPlainText>As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p><P class=MsoPlainText>The Texan shouts,"Hey don't drink that water! It has cow sh#t in it!<o:p></o:p><P class=MsoPlainText>The Man shouts back, "Soy mexicano. Yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme español." (I'm Mexican. I don't speak English. Speak Spanish to me.)<o:p></o:p><P class=MsoPlainText>The Texan shouts back, "Utilice ambas manos. Usted conseguirá más para beber!" (Use both hands, you'll get more to drink!)<P class=MsoPlainText>Calling an Illegal Alien an "Undocumented Immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."<o:p></o:p>
 

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Ultralite (10/23/2007) Calling an Illegal Alien an "Undocumented Immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
Not only is that funny, it is the best way I've heard anyone put it.
 

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Calling an Illegal Alien an "Undocumented Immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

That right there is the best I've ever seen it explained.........:clap
 

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Excellent. An illegal (undocumented) mexican, was driving drunk, with no licence or insurance in my neighborhood the other nite,and tried to back into my truck with his truck. I had to back up 100 feet to keep him from hitting me (new truck, or I would have floored it) I called ECSD and they could not arrest him, because.........He doesnt speak english. He was free to go.:banghead:banghead:banghead:banghead:hoppingmad:hoppingmad:hoppingmad
 
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