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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: navy; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red">Three New Navy Ships<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: rgb(192,0,0); TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 60pt; COLOR: black; FONT-STYLE: italic">USS RONALD REAGAN<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective . . . ENORMOUS!<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">??<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">1. Expected to operate in the fleet for 50+ years<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">2. Carries over 80 combat ready aircraft <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">2. 1,092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">4. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Four bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">pounds<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">3. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">18,150 meals served daily<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">4. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">5. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">6. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">7. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">8. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">(Sailor's salaries included).<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">Next the amazing, well sort of:<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black">
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,64,128)">USS<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,64,128); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,64,128)">BILL CLINTON<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">??<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while holding the (formerly dignified) office of President.<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The ship is constructed entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">As a standing order, there are no firearms allowed on board.<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">??<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">???<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space>?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">In times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada.<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </DIV></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt"><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,64,128)">USS<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,64,128); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: rgb(0,64,128)"> BARACK OBAMA<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: rgb(0,64,128); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN class=EC_EC_EC_ececapple-converted-space><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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