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I married a city girl 26 plus years ago and she always wondered why I would come back from hunting missing a glove or part of my shirt cut off.

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I married a city girl 26 plus years ago and she always wondered why I would come back from hunting missing a glove or part of my shirt cut off.

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There is a permanent stash or teepee in my truck for such occasions. Reminds me, I need to check my stash.:thumbup:
 

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Oh hell - this will probably open the floodgates to shit stories, but a hunting buddy reached critical mass on a freezing morning and made us stop the truck - STAT. He hurriedly unzipped his insulated coveralls and commenced to explode, you guessed it, into the back of his coveralls, all unbeknownst to him. Freezing in the predawn darkness, he hurries into his coveralls and zips them up!

Made him ride in the back of the truck. Talk about cover scent!
 

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Oh hell - this will probably open the floodgates to shit stories, but a hunting buddy reached critical mass on a freezing morning and made us stop the truck - STAT. He hurriedly unzipped his insulated coveralls and commenced to explode, you guessed it, into the back of his coveralls, all unbeknownst to him. Freezing in the predawn darkness, he hurries into his coveralls and zips them up! Made him ride in the back of the truck. Talk about cover scent!
That's what I call a shity morning!
 

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Oh hell - this will probably open the floodgates to shit stories, but a hunting buddy reached critical mass on a freezing morning and made us stop the truck - STAT. He hurriedly unzipped his insulated coveralls and commenced to explode, you guessed it, into the back of his coveralls, all unbeknownst to him. Freezing in the predawn darkness, he hurries into his coveralls and zips them up!

Made him ride in the back of the truck. Talk about cover scent!
:brows: now THAT's funny!
 

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Oh hell - this will probably open the floodgates to shit stories, but a hunting buddy reached critical mass on a freezing morning and made us stop the truck - STAT. He hurriedly unzipped his insulated coveralls and commenced to explode, you guessed it, into the back of his coveralls, all unbeknownst to him. Freezing in the predawn darkness, he hurries into his coveralls and zips them up!

Made him ride in the back of the truck. Talk about cover scent!
I just laughed out loud so hard.
 

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And another thing... if the dye from that Rutt Wipe transfers onto your whitie tighties, your wife is gonna think your hunting buddy has been eating Cheetos.:whistling:
 

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You're not a hunter until you've dropped em 20 ft up a tree.
See that here before... Last year some guy "hung ham" 20' up. I still laugh when I think about it. I'm too old for any circus tricks.... I just crap my pants

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