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>A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
>his
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>wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
>price,
>the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer
>item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
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>He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
>model
>it for him.Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea It's so sheer that it
>might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling
>naked,
>return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
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>She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
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>The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron
>it!'
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>He never heard the shot.
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>Funeral on Friday at Noon. Closed coffin
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I believe he was trying to say that she had too many wrinkles.

I learned the hard way to never, ever, make a wrinkle joke!
 

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Now that is down right funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:letsdrink:letsdrink:letsdrink:letsdrink:letsdrink

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VS200B (11/4/2007)i don't get it...:doh
Now that was funny..........:doh:doh:doh:doh:letsdrink:letsdrink:letsdrink
 
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