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<DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 1in"><P class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">In the 1400's a law was set forth in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">England</st1:country-region></st1:place> that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Many years ago in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Scotland</st1:country-region></st1:place>, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilm a Flintstone. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Coca-Cola was originally green.<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; F: 14pt"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">It is impossible to lick your elbow.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Alaska<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 27pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">------------------------------------------- <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The average number of people airborne over the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">U.S.</st1:country-region></st1:place> In any given hour:
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">61,000
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">The <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">San Francisco</st1:City></st1:place> Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><B R><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Spades - King David
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Hearts - Charlemagne
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Clubs - Alexander the Great
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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<SPA style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia" N>If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Only two people signed the Declara tion of <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Independence</st1:City></st1:place> on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 27pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">------------------------------------------------------<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 27pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">A. Their birthplace
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 28pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">------------------------------------------------------<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; FONT-WE: bold">Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">A. Obsession
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 27pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">------------------------------------------------------<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 27pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">< BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">A. One thousand
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">A. All were invented by women.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">A. Honey <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">A. Father's Day
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 27pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">-------------------------------------------------------<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">It was the accepted practice in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Babylon</st1:City></st1:place> 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">England</st1:country-region></st1:place> , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">Many years ago in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">England</st1:country-region></st1:place>, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia; FO: bold">Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 200 7 when...<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the micr owave. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to yo u. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia"> .<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p></DIV><DIV style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 1in"><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #ff8040; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Georgia">NOW U R LAUGHING </DIV>[/B]
 
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