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</DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007>A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."</DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007></DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007>With even greater emphasis he said, "If I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."</DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007></DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007>and then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take itand pour it into the river."</DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007></DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007>Sermon Complete, he sat down.</DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007></DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007>The song leader stood cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn 365, "Shall We Gather At The River."</DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007></DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007>Smile...... life is too short not to!!!!!!!!</DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007></DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007></DIV><SPAN class=406543004-14102007>:letsdrink</DIV>
 

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:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap thats a pretty good one !!!!!!!

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