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<SPAN style="WHITE-SPACE: nowrap">Hot date in Alabama


A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"
 

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:) So,whats the problem?:letsdrink
 

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Man: "Did you hear that bama spent $4 Million dollars
on a new football coach?"

Woman: "Yeah! Some people think that that money would
have been better spent on education!"

Man: "Yeah, but what would an Alabama fan do with an
education?"
 

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How many Auburn freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a trick question...that's a sophmore class at Auburn.
 

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A kid walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms. Since they are behind the counter, he asks the pharmacist for help. He points out the ones he wants and the paharmacist asks if he wants the 3 pack or the 12 pack. The kid says"definatly the 12 pack. We are going to do it ALOT tonight". Later, the kid goes to his date's house for dinner with her family before going "out". They sis down to dinner and the father asks "who would like to bless this dinner?" The kid volunteers and offers up a VERY lengthy and touching blessing. Afterwards his date leans over and whispers" I didn't know you were such a religous person" He replies "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist!"
 

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