So here is the recipe that I am finding...
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Clorox stump recipe:
One large stump, preferable one that has started to decay(rot).
One Gallon jug of clorox, any brand.
One full bladder.
On a dark night in early september approach the stump from a northernly direction. Remove the cap from the jug of clorox and began pouring the clorox onto the center of the top of the stump. While softly chanting, "gonna get a bigun, gonna get a biggun" circle the stump while continuing to pour the clorox on its edges. When the jug is empty say 3 "hail Mary's", unzip your fly and releave the full bladder diretly onto the stump. Once completed, slowly take a couple of steps backwards then run like hell before they get there.
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And here is the link to the forum...
http://www.aldeer.com/al_ubb/NonCGI/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=28;t=000697
Not making this up though. Just sounds weird to me.