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Heres the link to the video, make sure to click on the second button from the right below the screen to reduce the screen and make the resolution a little better. And yeah...the quality sucks. Someone please buy me a nice underwater camera!:letsdrink


Crash decided we needed to go spearin for the end of the year, I didnt know if I could go, Brandy said he was, so I figured screw it. H2Oarmondo was in. 4 tank dive, went on Crashes boat.

Short story cuz I'm tired and got 3 bottles of champagne to drink and wanna go to bed.....

Saw a 8 foot or so bull shark on one dive, saw a 150-200 pound jewfish which I was able to chase out his hole and get a better look of him runin cross the sand on another dive, and got to swim with a Dolphin on another dive, and get within in about 3 feet of him, with him all smilin at me and shakin his head up and down...but then he scared me like that King of the Hill episode were Hank got molestered by one at seaworld. Got all of this captured with the Chunky Love HelmetCam.

Armondo tore the skin of my ass snappin me with a wet towel when I was nekid tryin to change. SO in return, I was going to spare him this, but I got gruesome video of him on the boat gettin hosed in the face with a squirt bottle of warm water and his tounge hanging out yelling in his crazy Cuban voice..."I love it baby, I love it!", and Craash slappin him in the face with the bottle porno style. And now, since my ass still has a welt, the video WILL be posted later. And it will not be suitable for imature audiances.:letsparty

Brandy got mad cuz for the first time ever he didn't fill up the cooler with a bunch of fish, so he pouted and slept in the cabin on the way home. I would not of made a point to point out that all he got wasone barelylegalfreakinsheephead, had he not made numerous comments to the rest of the boat in the morning, and my daughter and his daughter (who were still up at 4:30 am like lil crackheads playin guitar quero at my house) that anybody was welcome to use my fish stringer since I don't ever get no fish to put on it anyways!:doh

Now, besides all these wonderful experineces and interactions with the marine wildlife, including a seagull:reallycrying, and Crash rescuing my gun, that I did not even know needed rescuing(I'm sure he'll tell thatone)you know what made this the best diving day of the year?

The fact that I don't really bottom hunt, and have never had the special oppurtunity to slay a grouper. SO while the rest of em were draggin there cranks thru the sand lookin under ledges forgrouper, I was doin my usual thing..............

and this is how I ended theSummer of Chunky Love!!!



Yeah Baby! Had a blast guys..thanx man.

And thanx Chuck at MBT for stayin an hour later on a sunday so I could still get my tanks filled and make it out. I owe ya some more fish man!!:letsdrink
 

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Clay your a freakin beast...great report sounds like you guys had a great time. Happy New Years Man...
 

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GREAT report Clay, I can only imagine what that boat was like with you guys on it having a good time slaying fish. Those are some stud grouper, can't wait to see the video....when you get around to posting it that is. Enjoy the Champagne, Happy New Years.
 

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Definately a fun trip. We will have to get out again first break in the weather. Yall were right about armondo.... He definately is one crazy ass mexican.

Oh, I lost my dive knife on this trip life a moron. If anyone knows of one for sale at a good price, give me a buzz.

Chris
 

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I am gld you guys had a great trip! I was thinking about you all day. Caly, great shooting, those are some chunky ones.:bowdown Aren't you glad I bought that generator from you? At least I provided the ice for the fish. I think a little marinade with some hot ginger and a mango salsa might be good or we can get Rock lobster to fire up the cooker.

Of course, the fish cleaning table is still virgin so you can break it in if you want.

I would expect nothing less of the video. The problem is that Chris and Armondo look like they have shot that scene before!

What a great way to end a year though :clap:letsdrink
 

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Most of what Clay said is true , except that I wasnt pouting. I had a pounding headace from hearing about those pissy little grouper all day!

Those gags have worms clay, you better throw them out. My 18inch sheephead was a lot better looking that those little gags anyway.

I will never talk shit on the ride out again:banghead:banghead:banghead:clap:doh
 

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Dang!! I hate braggin unless it's me of course!! I'm sitting here going thru withdrawals and you show me this!!! No more 12 step for me!

Congratulation guys!

Jay

I'm cryin here!!
 

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damn you guys are sick. that was freaking funny. next time y'all go out chris and i don't go kick my in the nuts. nice report clay, damn nice fish.
 

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Nice catch Clay. :bowdown:bowdown When we eating ???? Pretty funny video to.

Scott
 

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Glad you guys had a good day Clay! That was me talking you at the ramp before you guys left. Not sure if you remembered me. It's been quite a while since we met. Anyway nice job and have a good new year! :toast
 

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Clay we are going to have to go out soon and do some shooting
 

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Hey Gotcha, heres the link to the scuba porn video again. I got to put the underwater footage into a video and still have yet to post it.

WARNING: This is video is NOT intended for mature audiances.





Dalton...if it hadnt a been for me with a U-Haul full ofgenerators from Detroitand you and Michelle callin from Purto Rico to see if I would deliver to a little place called Gulf Breeze, I don't know where my life would be right now! I'd prob still be up north frrezin my stones off with nuttin to do! You guys are responsible for creatin a monster! :letsdrink And yeah...I think a lil grouper with mango salsa may be in order! Thnax for the ice and th 2 air tanks too!

Glockman! I knew it was you at the ramp! I told the guys on the boat that the crazy dude with shorts on at 6:30 am gettin on a boat was d45miller! Howed you guys do out there?

And Jay, Josh, and Flynurse....you all missed a fun day on the water. It actually felt better durin surface intervals with your wetsuit off because of the sun on yer skin. Waves were a lil ruff at times, but not to cold at all!

I'll work on that underwater video.

Brandy. Yer still my friend.:poke:letsdrink
 

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Just pure filth!!! Nice facial!!!!:)

I see a new profession in the horizon! Director! Film maker!

Chunky Love goes deep!

Chunky Love likes it wet!

Chunky Love does Pensacola!

Good times!!!! Thanks for the post!

Man, get your head's out of the gutter! underwater diving video's
 
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