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A little humor to get through a long Thursday.

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she
has been in a coma for several years. On this
visit he decided to rub her left breast instead
of just talking to her. On doing this she let
out a sigh.

The man ran out and told the doctor
who said that was a good sign and suggested he
should try rubbing her right breast to see if
there is any reaction. The husband went in and
rubbed her right breast. This produced another
moan from his wife. He rushed out and told the
doctor. The doctor said this was amazing and a
real breakthrough.

The doctor then suggested the man should go in
and try oral sex, saying he would wait outside
as it is a personal act, but this might be just
the thing to get her out of the comma. The man
goes in, then came out about five minutes later,
white as a sheet. He told the doctor his wife
is dead. The doctor asked what happen to which
the man replied, "She choked."

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