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Old 08-29-2011, 04:47 PM   #1
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Red face YOU maybe people of WALMART if

1. Your standard of living improves when you go camping.

2. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.

3. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.

3. You have a relative living in your garage.

5. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.

6. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.

7. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.

8. None of the tires on your van are the same size.

9. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.

10. Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.

11. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.

12. Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.

13. Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.

14. You've slow danced in the Waffle House.

15. Starting your car involves popping the hood.

16. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.

17. You whistle at women in church.

18. You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.

19. You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.

20. You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back.
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Old 08-29-2011, 05:53 PM   #2
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Old 08-29-2011, 06:00 PM   #3
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20. You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back.
Momma and daddy was happy with the 1966 fairlane 500 'cuz they could feed "knuckle samches" from the front to the back... NO PROBLEM!!!!

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Old 08-29-2011, 10:32 PM   #4
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My standard of living always improves when we go camping. Eat like kings, drink as you will, and burn all evidence of either!!
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Old 08-29-2011, 10:39 PM   #5
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Old 08-29-2011, 11:00 PM   #6
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Momma and daddy was happy with the 1966 fairlane 500 'cuz they could feed "knuckle samches" from the front to the back... NO PROBLEM!!!!

Brent
absolutely true!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my dad could light a winston cig, drive the car and whip me and my sisters ass in the back seat while pushing the right button on the radio to hear the station he wanted. and yes, keep his arm around mom the whole time.
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Once, as a child, I got lost in a 1971 Chevy Caprice...... somewhere between the chasm between the front & back seats and the trunk.
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