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Old 01-12-2017, 09:07 AM   #1
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Default For you Hollywood celebrities. Dance Monkey Dance!

Dear Hollywood celebrities.....!!
Itís time to wake up now. Get this!
The only reason that you exist is for my entertainment.
Some of you are beautiful.
Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes.
Some of you are so convincing that you scare the shit out of me. And others of you are so funny that you can make me laugh uncontrollably.
But know this, you all have just one thing in common.
You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me.
Thatís it. Nothing else!
You make your living pretending to be someone else. You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world. It is not real. It doesnít exist. You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world. Your entire existence depends on my patronage.
I crank the organ grinder, and you dance.
Therefore, I donít care where you stand on issues.
Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me.
Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesnít mean you know what itís like to be a prostitute.
Your view matters far less to me than that of someone living in Timbuktu.
Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you arenít real. I turn off my TV or shut down my computer, and you cease to exist.
Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.
I donít care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty. I donít care what you think about the environment. I donít care if you believe fracking is bad. I donít care if you call for more gun control. I donít care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming.
And I could care less that you supported Hillary for President. Get back into your bubble.
Iíll let you know when Iím in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.
And one other thing.
What was all this ďIíll leave the country if Donald Trump winsĒ? Donít you know how stupid that made you sound?
What did you think my reaction was going to be? I better not vote for Trump or weíll lose Whoopi Goldberg? Al Sharpton? Amy Schumer?
Leave. I donít care! And donít let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Make me laugh. Make me cry. Even scare me.
But realize this, the only words of yours that matter are scripted ó
just like your pathetic little lives.
I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesnít matter.
In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment.
So, shut your mouth and dance, monkey, DANCE!
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Old 01-12-2017, 09:51 AM   #2
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Couldn't have said it more eloquently!

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Old 01-12-2017, 10:50 AM   #3
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That was great but I'm sure you meant to add at the bottom - "With the exception of Clint Eastwood".
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And Chuck Norris
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Old 01-12-2017, 11:43 AM   #6
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This is the second time I've read this without it being attributed to the author - the first time was by someone on a triathlon forum. I'd be curious to know who actually wrote it.
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