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Old 11-15-2007, 10:38 PM   #1
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<P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.<SPAN class=EC_EC_043101219-13112007><P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN class=EC_EC_043101219-13112007>

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.<SPAN class=EC_EC_043101219-13112007><P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN class=EC_EC_043101219-13112007><P class=EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN class=EC_EC_043101219-13112007>
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put novocain in the condom!"</DIV>
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:43 PM   #2
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:clap that is funny lmao
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Old 11-17-2007, 09:37 PM   #3
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Funny :clap
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Old 11-18-2007, 11:54 AM   #4
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thats pretty good
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Old 11-18-2007, 11:00 PM   #6
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eewyoo - a numb woody, sounds horrible!
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