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Old 09-07-2012, 08:43 AM   #1
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Default The value of a woman's fat.

While lying in bed last evening, my wife of 31 years declared that she had lost 2.6 pounds in a two week period using Weight Watchers. I asked what the weekly cost for the program was. "Around $12" was the answer.

At these rates, I figure excess fat is worth around $10.00 per pound!

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Old 09-07-2012, 09:02 AM   #2
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Sounds like a great investment. It's cheaper than the cost per pound of a couple dolphin or wahoos on an offshore trip. I have actually caught fish upward of the $60 to $70 per pound range and that was when fuel was cheap.
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So you're trying to convince us that Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore can be used to reduce the deficit?



Oooops, I included Michael Moore in a discussion of women's issues.



Oh well, I'll let it stand.
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Searcy, does your wife know that you posted that?
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2.6 pounds just means she isn't retaining as much water. Have her stop drinking sweet tea, soda, and eating processed foods. Processed foods are high in sodium and can cause women to retain water and bloat. They aren't getting fat, they are holding more water which increases their weight.

Drink water, get at least 15 minutes of direct sunlight a day, eat fresh foods, and exercise. That will make a huge difference for her. Good luck to the Mrs.
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Searcy, does your wife know that you posted that?
No joke...geez.



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So you're trying to convince us that Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore can be used to reduce the deficit?
Can we use Rush Limbaugh too?
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Or how about Ralphie May? Now that is big!
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Can we use Rush Limbaugh too?
Rush isn't woman enough. This is about women's fat (or girlie men).
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So you're trying to convince us that Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore can be used to reduce the deficit?

That would require a bottomless pit with a huge overhang to leap from!

As far as the weight, this sounds like one of those situations where if you lose, you win........
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