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Old 11-01-2007, 02:39 PM   #1
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Default Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the # 1 reason!!!!



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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Old 11-01-2007, 04:47 PM   #2
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Somemore I can think of....Please don't forget the lack of maintenance/upkeep. One outfit for ALL occasions.

Doesn't change it's mind up to 7 times deciding what to order at a restaurant. (I have experience on this one)



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Funny and so true. Don't let the Mrs. see this Larry or you'll be sleepin in that Yak of yours with the gun
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