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Boatjob1 · 06-04-2012, 12:07 PM

A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter . He's never been out of the yard'

jcoss15 · 06-04-2012, 12:19 PM

thats funny...

lobsterman · 06-04-2012, 12:26 PM

Thanks I needed alitlle boost this morning.

don147 · 06-04-2012, 04:30 PM

ThankYou!!I Needed a Good Laugh!!!!!!!!

06-04-2012, 12:07 PM	#1
Boatjob1 Senior Member Blue Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola (Native) Posts: 4,227	Talking Dog for sale.. Monday morning humor... A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a Bullshitter . He's never been out of the yard'

06-04-2012, 12:26 PM	#3
lobsterman Jiggin Finatic Grand Slam Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Okaloosa Posts: 8,535	Thanks I needed alitlle boost this morning. __________________ II Chronicles 7:14 if My people who are called by My name will humble themselves, and pray and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land.

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06-04-2012, 12:19 PM	#2
jcoss15 Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 3,505	thats funny...

06-04-2012, 04:30 PM	#4
don147 Junior Member Cigar Minnow Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 23	ThankYou!!I Needed a Good Laugh!!!!!!!!

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