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Old 11-26-2007, 01:41 PM   #1
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Remember: "Age and treachery will always outwit youth and enthusiasm"



STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with DSL, bsp; light-speed processing ...and," pausing to take another drink of beer.

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was resounding...

I love senior citizens
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:39 PM   #2
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I can just see Ron(Tunaman) telling some young kid the same thingoke LOL
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Old 11-26-2007, 05:43 PM   #3
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Old 11-26-2007, 08:33 PM   #4
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I just watched your utube king. That guy was having a bad day! I'm still laughing. Don't f&#* with his marshmallows.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:28 PM   #5
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What the HECK was the YOU TUBE VIDEO??????????????

One other thing, the joke said we walked on the moon?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Old 11-26-2007, 11:20 PM   #6
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I kinda reseble that remark:letsdrink
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