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|02-04-2011, 11:27 AM||#1|
Join Date: Oct 2007
One foggy night, a Bengal's fan was heading north from Cincinnati and
a Steeler's fan was driving south from Pittsburgh. While crossing a
narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Steeler's fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the
damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be
alive!" Likewise, the Bengal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too
feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Steeler's fan walks over to the Bengal fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Bengal fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if
something else survived the wreck."
The Bengal fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Steeler, "I think this is
another sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Steeler
fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the
bottle, the Steeler fan hands it back to the Bengal fan and says,
The Bengal fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I
think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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