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Old 05-08-2008, 07:11 PM   #1
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SISTER MARY ANN'S GASOLINE
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would
have it, an Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to
the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her
that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,but she could wait
until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a
patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked
for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the
bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann
carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried
the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across
the street. One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

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