Seen on Porta-Toilet wall - Pensacola Fishing Forum

Go Back   Pensacola Fishing Forum > General Discussion > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 05-17-2011, 09:36 PM   #1
Senior Member
Mingo
 
Catchinem's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 162
Default Seen on Porta-Toilet wall

"WARNING"
Hazardous chemical splash may occur.
All turds over 4 inches long
must be lowered by hand.

Just had to share that one.

Catchinem is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
 

Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 05-17-2011, 10:36 PM   #2
AAR
Senior Member
Snapper
 
AAR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Panama City, FL
Posts: 591
Default

I saw one on a construction site where the vent chimney was labeled "Mexican Drinking Straw"
AAR is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-17-2011, 11:43 PM   #3
Senior Member
Snapper
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 539
Default

I always liked "what are you looking for, the joke is in your hand!"
Jhoe is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-17-2011, 11:53 PM   #4
Neptune calls me "Daddy"
Grand Slam
 
jim t's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 9,082
Default

I saw "for a good time, call Bonita Dan... 850- XXX-XXXX"

Jim

Actually, that phone number was crossed out, then an new one was listed and signed simply, "Dan xoxo"


Last edited by jim t; 05-18-2011 at 12:04 AM.
jim t is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-17-2011, 11:54 PM   #5
Senior Member
Grouper
 
ADRENALINE's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Orange Beach
Posts: 656
Default

" Here I sit broken hearted, came to sh*t and only farted" WAAAYYY tooo many to post. Some are very interesting. I worked commercial construction down here for several years, I've seen them all. If your giggling on the way out, someone did their job twice.
__________________
Capt. Edward Sims
www.adrenalinefishingcharters.com
www.shadyladycharters.com
(251) 747-6712
ADRENALINE is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-18-2011, 12:50 AM   #6
Senior Member
Trigger
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Pensacola
Posts: 310
Default

" Official Taliban food donation station. Please donate generously!"
Hewes your daddy? is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-18-2011, 10:39 AM   #7
Senior Member
White Marlin
 
H2OMARK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Orrville/Lillian
Posts: 3,377
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ADRENALINE View Post
" Here I sit broken hearted, came to sh*t and only farted"
Paid my dime in advance, went outside and sh*t my pants.
__________________
"Call someplace Paradise, Kiss it goodbye" The Eagles
____________________
Sea Hunt Ultra 210
231 Proline WA (sold )
1902 Century Bay
14 Rogue Skiff
14 Big Jon Duck Boat
17 Pierre Marquette canoe
11 Ocean Kayak
H2OMARK is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-18-2011, 02:27 PM   #8
Senior Member
Trigger
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Athens Al.
Posts: 205
Default

The best I ever saw after many years in construction,
Mexican Incubator
"Do not disturb the brown eggs"
sea hoss is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-18-2011, 03:50 PM   #9
Member
Ruby Red Lip
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 44
Default

Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to sh*t and only farted.
Then one day I took a chance,
tried to fart and sh*t my pants.
Friedandtartared is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 05-19-2011, 08:08 AM   #10
Senior Member
Sailfish
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Crestview
Posts: 2,264
Default

If you can piss above this line, please volunteer Pensacola Volunteer Fire Department.
PensacolaEd is offline   Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply


Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Pensacola Fishing Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:
How Did You Find Us?
Tell us how you heard about Pensacola Fishing Forum.

Log-in



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:08 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 RC 2
vBulletin Security provided by vBSecurity v2.2.2 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2020 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.