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Old 10-02-2007, 04:39 PM   #1
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This was recently in the Seattle Paper... The title of the article was
"Best Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year-old white male,
in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and
lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way
home from a drinking session when he decided to stop. "You know how a
pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for
miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around," he stated in
a telephone interview.

Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in
it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really
into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the
process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police
car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor."I
walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Aylor. I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having
sex with a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
looked me straight in the face and said..... "A pumpkin? .....
it midnight already?"
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Old 10-02-2007, 05:33 PM   #2
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That's one he WILL tell to his grandkids!!
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:21 PM   #3
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