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Old 08-29-2011, 08:30 PM   #1
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A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him
is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and
jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know
whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?'

The guy replies, 'I'm Jim, retired airline pilot from Pensacola.'

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Take
this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' The pilot goes
into Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am
Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.'

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, 'Take this cotton
robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.

'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets
a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can
this be?

'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter. 'When you preached -
people slept. When he flew, people prayed.'
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You know the difference between a fighter pilot and God?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot
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How do you know you have a fighter pilot at your party?

He'll tell you
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After a social gathering a long time ago my then young son turned to me and said,"Are all Marine fighter pilots little and cocky?"
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After a social gathering a long time ago my then young son turned to me and said,"Are all Marine fighter pilots little and cocky?"
Yes and yes...

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Old 08-29-2011, 09:19 PM   #6
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Q. How many pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Just one, he holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Good ones Jim! BTW, grouper cheeks were great!

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I told him "They have to be cocky to do what they do."
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You know the difference between a fighter pilot and God?

Fighter pilots are real?

(Had to do it)

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Old 08-30-2011, 01:08 PM   #10
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Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when a group of people from Detroit arrives very vocally and demanding to get inside

St. Pete looked out through the Gates and asked , why is there so many of you ? and the reply is that they had a larges shoot out the night before and we demand to come in now.
puzzled , Saint Pete say "Wait here. I will be right back.with the answer"

St. Pete goes over to God and tells him all these people from Detroit want in and they all look very angry.
God says to Pete: "go back and judge them individually based on their merit !"

St. Pete goes back to the Gates, looks around before hastily returned screaming, " they're gone , there gone , they are all gone "

"Who. the people from Detroit ?"

"No. The Gates."
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