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Old 07-24-2008, 04:29 PM   #1
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.'
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:46 PM   #2
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:53 PM   #3
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA That wasa great one!!!
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:16 PM   #4
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that was the funniest sh!t i've read in a while
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:39 PM   #5
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:bowdown:clap

wow that is so cool great one lol wow cant stop :bowdown
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Good one
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Old 07-26-2008, 08:20 PM   #7
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That's the joke that got Bernie Mac heckled at an Obama fund raiser. Still some funny stuff.
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