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Old 04-19-2008, 04:46 PM   #1
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<DIV id=jokeBody>A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.:letsdrink</DIV>
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:59 AM   #2
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Ha Ha Ha. I like this one!!!
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:43 AM   #3
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:12 AM   #4
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Remember, you always gotta go to sleep!

That was a good one!
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Old 04-21-2008, 09:02 PM   #5
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:clapThats funny right there.
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:34 PM   #6
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LMAO! :bowdown:clap
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