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Old 07-29-2008, 12:53 PM   #1
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With 20% of the Alabama football team having been arrested in the past calendar year, you knew this was coming.





A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just

broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"



The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just

get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

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Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?

A: A huddle

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Q: Four Bama players in a car, who's driving?

A: The police

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Q: Why can't most of the Bama players get into a huddle on the field?



A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

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The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System.

"Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor".

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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.

7 Arrests, 6 convictions.

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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:09 PM   #2
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nice !
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:12 PM   #3
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Old 07-29-2008, 06:31 PM   #4
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You can tell the season is fast approaching!
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Old 07-29-2008, 06:47 PM   #5
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that's just wrong:banghead :doh
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:20 PM   #6
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Thats good

War Damn Eagle!!!!
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:31 PM   #7
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alright joe dont make me come find you!:moon
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:34 PM   #8
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You're just mad it's true.

You know where I'll be next weekend.

Don't make me weigh your fish a little light.
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:57 PM   #9
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GEAUXXXXXXXX TIIIGERSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 07-30-2008, 04:06 PM   #10
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its only a matter of time...
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