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Old 07-06-2009, 09:20 PM   #1
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Default An Old Farmer's Advice

*Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.



*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.



*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.



*A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.



*Words that soak into your ears are whispered ... not yelled.



*Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.



*Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.



*Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.



*It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.



*You cannot unsay a cruel word.



*Every path has a few puddles.



*When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.



*The best sermons are lived, not preached.



*Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.



*Don't judge folks by their relatives.



*Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.



*Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.



*Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin you none.



*Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.



*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.



*Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.



*The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.



*Always drink upstream from the herd.



*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.



*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.



*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.



*Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you...


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Old 07-06-2009, 09:24 PM   #2
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Amen on that. True wisdom to live by.
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Old 07-06-2009, 09:49 PM   #3
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Good read. Following those words of wisdow would solve most of the problems we have in this world.
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Old 07-06-2009, 10:07 PM   #4
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Thanks. Good stuff.
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Old 07-06-2009, 10:29 PM   #5
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"*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in."

Aint that the truth.
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Old 07-07-2009, 08:59 PM   #6
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I think I met that farmer once.
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:05 PM   #7
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thats some good stuff. i plan to steal a few of those phrases.
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