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Old 10-20-2012, 08:38 PM   #1
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Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to

put him inan Italian home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.

"How do you like it here?" asked the grandson

"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous & respectful," said grandpa

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, since you are a little different from everyone."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.

"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!

There is a judge in here - he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!

There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!

And me; I've had no sex for 35 years & they still call me the ing Arab

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That's good..... Damn Arab!
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