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Old 02-20-2008, 09:19 AM   #1
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My Dear wife,

You will surely understand that Ihavecertainneeds that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am veryhappy withyou and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter,


I hopethat you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening


with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the followingletter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,


I received your letter and thank you for your honestyaboutmy being 54 years old. I would like to take this

opportunity to remind youthatyou are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our


localcollege. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will beat theHotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my

students, who is also the assistanttennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellentknowledgeof math, you will understand that we are in the same

situation, althoughwith one small difference -

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
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Old 02-20-2008, 01:18 PM   #2
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Old 02-20-2008, 01:22 PM   #3
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Old 02-20-2008, 01:43 PM   #4
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that was good.
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:45 PM   #6
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Good one! Those darn math teachers! :banghead
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