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Old 03-20-2008, 09:22 PM   #1
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Default Night time Prayers... PG-13

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: #ff409f; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN'S POEM<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif"><DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif"><DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif"><DIV class=EC_Section1><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></DIV><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks .
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">

<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black">
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN'S POEM<SPAN style="BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>
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