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Old 07-05-2019, 09:09 PM   #1
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Default My wife is so funny...

Was fishing with a jerk bait, had a blow up by the boat. The lure sailed back and caught my t-shirt. She said "Hey those jerk baits DO work!" Ha ha. Very funny.

Tonight I asked if she wanted to go "fly fishing for trouser trout". She said there was a slot limit. I say, "Oh and I'm oversized?" She just shakes her head....

She was mad because I never bought her flowers. I told her I didn't even know she SOLD flowers.
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Old 07-05-2019, 10:12 PM   #2
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She's got your number pops.
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Now that's funny! Thanks, I needed a chuckle!
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Old 07-06-2019, 09:31 AM   #4
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Was fishing with a jerk bait, had a blow up by the boat. The lure sailed back and caught my t-shirt. She said "Hey those jerk baits DO work!" Ha ha. Very funny.

Tonight I asked if she wanted to go "fly fishing for trouser trout". She said there was a slot limit. I say, "Oh and I'm oversized?" She just shakes her head....

She was mad because I never bought her flowers. I told her I didn't even know she SOLD flowers.
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Old 07-07-2019, 09:34 AM   #5
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Surprised she didn't come back and said that trout has been dead fer years!!! hahaha Yeah quick whit is good!!!
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The things old couples say to each other.... (I'm taking notes by the way).
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