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Old 04-18-2011, 05:45 PM   #1
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This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddy's are.


They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.


So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country.
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Old 04-18-2011, 05:55 PM   #2
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It used to be a Great Country and can be again, but not with crap going on like your little story illustrates. Where else in the world can you get money for being lazy, having multiple kids and letting the system feed and shelter you and your brood.
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Old 04-18-2011, 06:16 PM   #3
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I am just as sick about it as you............. As long as they keep sweeping it under the rug, like the rest of the dirt and garbage in control (on both sides of the fence), who knows, one day maybe, just maybe............
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Good one , Sign mine up

Dogs are more loyal Americans and can be trusted
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Old 04-18-2011, 07:37 PM   #5
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Great joke. Sad that it's so true though!
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Maybe we wouldn't complain as much about tax day if dogs could collect.
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:43 AM   #7
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Maybe we wouldn't complain as much about tax day if dogs could collect.

Aaaaahhhhh, another deduction and just think of the "earned income credits"........... Tax fraud and Welfare at it's finest........... Let them keep it up... Does anybody remember the fall of the Roman Empire?????????? At this rate, it's a comin again!
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