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Old 07-31-2008, 11:23 AM   #1
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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill, and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left
the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The
professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you'
card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business'
and 'Becoming More Successful.
'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman is very
happy and leaves the shop.</DIV>
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.


VOTE CAREFULLY THIS YEAR!!!!
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:25 AM   #2
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Old 07-31-2008, 11:33 AM   #3
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LOL...sounds about right
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:13 PM   #4
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I bet John Edwards was not in that line.
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Old 07-31-2008, 02:29 PM   #5
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Certainly seems accurate :clap
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