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Old 01-07-2010, 11:24 AM   #1
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THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">is intended to be implanted in<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">terrorists.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">The implant is specifically<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">designed to be injected<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">allow the one implanted, to speak<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">to God.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">
It comes in various sizes:


<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">The exact size of the implant will<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">be selected by a well-trained and<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">highly skilled technician, who will<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">also make the injection. No<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">anesthetic is required.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">
The implant may or may not be<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">painless. Side effects, like<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">headaches and nausea, aches,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">and pains are extremely temporary.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">
Some bleeding or swelling may<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">occur at the injection site. In<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">most cases, you won't even<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">notice it.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">
Please enjoy the security we<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">provide for you.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Best regards,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:27 AM   #2
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Good one, but our douchebags of politicians are too busy sending the terrorists home so they can receive the hero's welcome from their respective extremist citizens......:sick
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I'd like to volunteer to be one of the well-trained and<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">highly skilled technicians.
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Better be careful with that "terrorist" stuff. The Pentagon released a memo that stated that all veterans were potential terrorist. I guess I'm screwed!!
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Marine Scout (1/7/2010)Better be careful with that "terrorist" stuff. The Pentagon released a memo that stated that all veterans were potential terrorist. I guess I'm screwed!!
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I'm training dolphins for covert ops in my pool.<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">TOP SECRET/EYES ONLY<SPAN style="COLOR: red"><o></o>
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Marine Scout (1/7/2010)Better be careful with that "terrorist" stuff. The Pentagon released a memo that stated that all veterans were potential terrorist. I guess I'm screwed!!
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I'm training dolphins for covert ops in my pool.<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">TOP SECRET/EYES ONLY<SPAN style="COLOR: red"><o></o>
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Mike, you weren't supposed to let anybody see that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap
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