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Old 08-01-2008, 08:33 PM   #1
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD><DIV dir=ltr><P align=center>MAN TEST
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:50 PM   #2
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:53 PM   #3
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sorry it didn't work i will try again
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:54 PM   #4
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Old 08-01-2008, 08:57 PM   #5
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<P align=center>MAN TEST<P align=center>Top of Form 1

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A) Lovemaking
B) Screwing
C) Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B) Your blood-test results
C) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
A) Your partner climaxes first
B) You both climax simultaneously
C) You don't miss ESPN Sportscenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A) Healthy, creative love-play
B) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to
C) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A) The best part of the experience
B) The second best part of the experience
C) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A) No concern of yours
B) Not a problem, she can join your gym
C) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A) A myth
B) An oxymoron
C) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A) Appetizer is to entree
B) Primer is to paint
C) A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A) "I hope we can still be friends."
B) "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C) "Welcome to Dumpsville - population: YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of
B) Is uptight and a waste of time
C) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
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Old 08-03-2008, 01:06 PM   #6
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there are gonna be some people that don't like this post, but it is funny!
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:06 PM   #7
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I picked C to every question. So what's my score? Did I win?
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