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Old 12-09-2010, 12:15 AM   #1
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I'm sorry if you have lost a loved one to suicide.


True story (in the Navy it's called a "no shitter", ie... "This is no shit, but...")

When I heard that Urban Meyer had resigned today as Florida's head coach I called a buddy (FSU fan) on his cell phone and said "Hey, can you do me a favor and come buy and take my gun away for a couple days? Urban Meyer just resigned as Head Coach..., I'm afraid I might,... you know..."

He said, without missing a beat, "I'll be right over, but I'm an hour away,... if I'm too late do me a favor and truly commit. If you flinch you might miss just a little bit and simply blow a hole in your cheek... or worse yet, blow out just the side of your brain, then I'd have to visit your brain dead ass every week or so..."

Unfortunately his wife heard the conversation in the car via Bluetooth and thought we were HORRIBLE for talking like that.

He called his cousin (another FSU fan) and he laughed out loud,... the cousin's wife thinks I'm even more evil now.

I called an hour later and said I'd decided to wait until we hired a new coach, then said I thought it appropriate to give him at least a year before I decided.

He thought it a HOOT!, when he told his wife, she just rolled her eyes.

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Old 12-09-2010, 11:21 AM   #2
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It's not worth it man, give up the coke zero and get the real stuff. It has nothing to do with Urban?

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Old 12-09-2010, 01:50 PM   #3
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It's not worth it man, give up the coke zero and get the real stuff. It has nothing to do with Urban?

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LOL... nice play.
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