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<P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px">Stolen Car<P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px">A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake." <P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px"><P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px">Holiday Spirit<P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px">Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death. <P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px"><P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px">Psychic Hotline<P style="MARGIN: 10px 0px">A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
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