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Old 07-14-2008, 09:23 PM   #1
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Those Blokes know how to tell it straight.<BR style="DISPLAY: none">


Voted best joke in Australia

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.<BR style="DISPLAY: none">
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His wife is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot.<BR style="DISPLAY: none">
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The man says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.<BR style="DISPLAY: none">
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:51 PM   #2
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:29 PM   #3
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Just told that to my wife....she looks at me for about 10 seconds (with that deer looking into a headlight look) then burst out and says...Baaaaad, Baaaaad, Baaaaad! :banghead:banghead If she only had a stuffed animal around the house I could of got a hand on....talk about getting:blownaway:blownaway



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Good one <SPAN id=_ctl1_ctlTopic_ctlPanelBar_ctlTopicsRepeater__c tl3_lblFullMessage>
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