Man walks in to a local drugstore and says to the Pharmicist "I need some condoms with pesticide", the pharmicist replies "you mean spermicide sir?" and the man replies sharply, "no, no, i need pesticides cause my old lady has had a bug up her a$$ for a week".
Hope its not too old.
2003 235 Robalo/ 225 Honda "BAD KARMA" Family Fishing Team
"Life's too short to fish with a dead cricket"