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Old 05-03-2008, 04:17 PM   #1
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the
husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and
said, 'Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's
something I have to know. In all of these 50 years have you ever been
unfaithful to me?'


Martha replied, 'Well Henry, I have to be honest with you.
Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years,
but always for a good reason.'

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said,
'I never suspected.

Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?''

Martha said, 'The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?' Henry recalled the
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">visit to the banker and said, 'I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">what about the second time?'

Martha asked, 'And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well I went to see your doctor<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.' 'I recall that,' said<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #400080; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Henry. ' And you did it to save my life, so I of course I can forgive you for that.

Now tell me about the third time.'

'All right', Martha said. 'So do you remember when you ran for president of your
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