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Old 01-04-2008, 12:29 AM   #1
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>> Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an un-happy
>> marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a
>> large
>> insurance policy on his wife with himself as the
>> beneficiary,
>> & then arranging to have her killed.
>> A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
>> dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then
>> explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse
>> was
>> $5,000.
>> The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that
>> he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's
>> insurance money.
>> Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so
>> the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested
>> inside.
>> Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to
>> accept
>> the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
>> A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local
>> Super Wal-Mart store. There he surprised her in the produce department &
>> proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor
>> unsuspecting
>> woman drew
>> her last breath & slumped to the floor...the manager of the
>> produce department stumbled
>> unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any
>> living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the
>> produce
>> manager as well.
>> However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were
>> captured by the hidden security cameras &
>> observed by the store's security guard, whoimmediately
>> called
>> the police.
>> Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the
>> store. Under intense questioning at the
>> police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan,
>> including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who
>> was also quickly arrested.
>> The next day in the newspaper,
>> the headline declared ...
>> (You're going to hate me for this ... )
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:16 AM   #2
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It was obviously the news journal....


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Old 01-04-2008, 09:33 AM   #3
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Can't be the News Journal - there aren't any typos
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:34 AM   #4
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HAHAHAHHAHA They all got what they deserved!!! :doh
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