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Old 03-03-2008, 05:56 PM   #1
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Default I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. <SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." <SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><o></o><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" <SPAN style="COLOR: blue"><o></o><P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">She looks into his eyes and says calmly,


"No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:09 PM   #2
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OUCH!



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Old 03-04-2008, 02:04 PM   #3
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I have read it on here before, but its still pretty damn funny....:clap
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Old 03-04-2008, 07:05 PM   #4
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I like it...
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