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Old 10-09-2007, 09:46 PM   #1
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<SPAN style="WHITE-SPACE: nowrap">Hot date in Alabama


A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"

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Old 10-09-2007, 09:55 PM   #2
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good one!
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Old 10-09-2007, 09:56 PM   #3
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So,whats the problem?:letsdrink
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Old 10-10-2007, 08:06 AM   #4
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Man: "Did you hear that bama spent $4 Million dollars
on a new football coach?"

Woman: "Yeah! Some people think that that money would
have been better spent on education!"

Man: "Yeah, but what would an Alabama fan do with an
education?"
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:24 PM   #5
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Man: "Yeah, but what would an Alabama fan do with an

education?"


Where's our ROTFLMAO guy when you need him... Good one!!!
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:46 PM   #6
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Here he is.... copy him.... and save in your file!
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:21 PM   #7
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How many Auburn freshman does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a trick question...that's a sophmore class at Auburn.
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Old 10-10-2007, 05:22 PM   #9
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What did the bama grad say to the Auburn grad?

"Welcome to McDonalds can I take your order please?"
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Old 10-11-2007, 08:46 PM   #10
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What is the definition of an Auburn virgin?
An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
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