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Old 04-28-2011, 07:20 PM   #1
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IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT!Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
'Son, all household appliances come in white.'



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Old 04-28-2011, 09:39 PM   #2
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Don't let your wives see this one.
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Old 04-28-2011, 09:40 PM   #3
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that's sooo good ron...in a bad way....
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Why don't women need drivers licenses?

There isn't a road between the kitchen and the bedroom
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Just forwarded this to some friends, even female ones.

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