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Old 10-08-2007, 09:53 PM   #1
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Default Here's One For The Hunters

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunting,
purchased
> a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on
> one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the
> natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As
> she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
her
> haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch.
>
>
>
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him
she
> was an environmentalist and anti-hunting and how she came
> to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
> patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would
> see if he could help her.
>
> She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
>
> The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'
>
>
> He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the
> Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau
> Of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
> recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'
> ?
> GOD BLESS AMERICA


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Old 10-09-2007, 10:23 PM   #2
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LMAO :bowdown
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Old 10-10-2007, 12:42 PM   #3
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Old 10-12-2007, 08:44 PM   #4
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Good one :clap
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