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Old 07-18-2008, 02:06 PM   #1
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'





Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today; I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt; I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You

say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got

nice house'




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Old 07-18-2008, 02:15 PM   #2
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LOL Good One!
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:19 PM   #3
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:36 PM   #5
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:52 AM   #6
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