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Old 05-30-2008, 12:13 PM   #1
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This was written by a guy .. it's pretty damn smart.
> Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
> I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
> much. And I never have figured out the wh ole Venus and Mars thing. I have
> never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
> heart.
> One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
> the
> passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it,
> I
> just want you to hold me.'
> I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
> So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
> 'You're just not in touch with m y emotional needs as a woman enough for
> me
> to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
> She respond ed to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
> who
> I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
> The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
> her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
> unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
> several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
> take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
> compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
> We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
> diamond
> earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I
> was
> one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
&g t; because
> she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
> tennis.
> I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was
> almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
> with
> excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's
> go
> to the cashier.'
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
> like it.'
> Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
> 'WHAT?'
> I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
> You're
> just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
> satisfy
> your shopping needs as a woman.'
> And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
> 'Why
> can't you jus t love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
> Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
> knows I'm smarter than her.
> Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,
> forward it anyway.
> Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:37 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Good one... but I think he will go without for longer than a night!! :doh... Talk about cutting off your nose... to spite your face!!! :letsdrink

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Old 05-30-2008, 02:22 PM   #4
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Now thats funny right there, don't care who you are!!!! :letsdrink
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