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Old 08-01-2008, 04:04 PM   #1
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<DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #0013dd; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. </DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #0013dd; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to her nephew...... . <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000040; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #0013dd; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000040; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #0013dd; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000040; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #0013dd; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">. </DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #0013dd; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">'Bastards won't let me fart.' </DIV>
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:09 PM   #2
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I've seen the pic before but never heard the joke that went with it. Good one :toast
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Old 08-01-2008, 04:10 PM   #3
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Now that's FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap
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Go Gramma!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Great one!!! :letsdrink :doh
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